🐱 Stoned & Purrfect – Chill Cat Bong Tee 💨

Get high and stay cozy with our Stoned Cat T-Shirt, featuring a chill feline who knows how to vibe—kicked back with a bong and zero worries. This tee is for the true stoner souls who appreciate good kush, good company, and the simple pleasure of watching your cat stare at the wall for hours.

🔥 Soft as a Cat Nap on a Sunny Day – Made from 100% US-grown ring-spun cotton, pre-washed, and garment-dyed for that buttery, broken-in feel.
💨 No Shrink, No Worries – Pre-shrunk and soft-washed so it stays comfy, even after a few too many washes (or too many bong rips).
🌿 Built to Last – Twill-taped neck and shoulders, double-needle stitching—because this tee should last as long as your love for the green.
🐾 Comfy AF, Chill Fit – The 1" ribbed collar and topstitched neckline keep things cozy while you keep things cloudy.

Perfect for lazy stoner days, sesh nights, or just matching your cat’s “permanently baked” energy. Grab one now and bring some fun, furry, and fully lit vibes to your wardrobe! 🚀💨🔥

Size guide

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
A) Length (cm)	67.6	71.1	74.6	78.1	80.3	82.6	85.1
B) Width (cm)	88.9	99.1	108	116.8	127	137.2	147.3
B) Half Chest (cm)	44.5	49.5	54	58.4	63.5	68.6	73.7
C) Sleeve Length (cm)	20.3	21	33.9	24.1	24.8	24.8	25.4

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
A) Length (inches)	26.6	28	29.4	30.7	31.6	32.5	33.5
B) Width (inches)	35	39	42.5	46	50	54	58
B) Half Chest (inches)	17.5	19.5	21.3	23	25	27	29
C) Sleeve Length (inches)	8	8.3	13.3	9.5	9.8	9.8	10

Care Instructions

General	This heavyweight t-shirt merges timeless style with durable construction, making it a staple for any wardrobe.
Wash	The garment should be cared for according to the soft-washed and garment-dyed nature to maintain its color and shape.
Dry	Tumble dry low or air dry to preserve the fabric's integrity and color vibrancy.
Store	Keep in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to prevent any color fading over time.